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about the website
this is the internet shirt website emporium. we sell shirt on the internet.
the shirts are made of shirt material. they fit like clothing. you can wear them on your body (upper).
core phrase: the internet's website for shirts
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meet mr shirty™
our official mascot. he is a shirt. that wears a shirt. it is shirts all the way down.
mr shirty oversees all shirt-related operations including: looking at shirts, approving shirts, and being on a shirt.
he does not speak. he communicates exclusively through shirts.
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frequently asked questions
- Q: how do the shirts fit?
A: unisex, true to size. modern classic fit — not tight, not a tent. full chart on the sizing guide. - Q: i'm between sizes — what should i get?
A: size up. cotton tees shrink a touch on the first hot wash, and a slightly roomier fit ages better. - Q: what are the shirts made of?
A: 100% cotton midweight softstyle. soft hand, holds shape, doesn't feel like a tissue. - Q: how long does delivery take?
A: orders typically dispatch within 2 business days. australia: 3–7 business days. rest of world: 7–21 business days depending on your country's postal vibes. - Q: how much is shipping?
A: flat $9 AUD on every order. free when you buy 3 or more shirts. no surprise fees at checkout. - Q: do you ship overseas?
A: yes — worldwide. duties or import taxes (if any) are charged by your country, not us. - Q: can i return or exchange a shirt?
A: yes — 30 days from delivery, unworn, unwashed, tags on. email ceo@theinternetshirtwebsiteemporium.com with your order number and we'll sort a refund or exchange. - Q: how do i wash & care for them so they last?
A: machine wash cold with similar colours, inside out. tumble dry low or hang to dry. do not bleach. iron inside out on low — never directly on the print. no dry cleaning.